So,here's how the story goes which apparently led to a part of me being cut off,and I do mean,literally..
Okay..it was like,what,Monday and I was so friggin happy to be in school 'cos of some oblivious reason which I cant seem to remember.(Gymrama and Sports Prac doesn't count)Maybe I was just excited to talk to Elena about the David Archuleta concert in Sunway Ampitheatre and Abby was showing me this video of her little brother..Guess whats the title..."The Little Yellow Man"..out of ALL titles..zzzz
Neways,so we had Sports Practice and all...Watched Yi Hua,Eugene Thomas,Emmanuel and TENG FOONG(MUAHHAHAH!) do jumping jacks...Heard they're doing PIXIES and Leaves this year..nice.
Then came our second lesson cos practice got extended and so I went for BM class..followed by English class(Oh joy) and then I started to feel uncomfortable and stomach aches..(It just occurs to me that most of the time I get sick during English..maybe I've got something with English class...though it only started when we had a new teacher) and thus,I thought it was just a slight one..so I went for break and all...then decided to call mum cos I felt bloated and uncomfortable..Went to call at the office durg Civics(an A for exam!! muahahaha..my 3rd A..(pathetic)) and went home after PJK..(waited at office) (though I sneaked in 2 rounds of volleyball :P)
Stomachache lasted the WHOLE NIGHT THROUGH..air moving here there..evrywhere....but somehow,not the way OUT.grr...I know it sounds disgusting and it's against the etiquette to like,delibrately pass air..but when you're in this situation..you WISH you COULD. Ate two doses of Gaviscon[i noe my meds :)] and charcoal(twice) and painkiller(Bascophen...tink my spelling is wrong)..yet the pain cldn't b helped.. before that,dad took me to clinic..dadada...press here press there..listen if got air..(not mch) and then doc said if tmr still gt pain it cld b uterus prob n shld go for scanning n c a gynae...
In the mor,stomachache dissapeared but still sore near the womb area.so mom took me see gynae for scanning..Drank like 600 ml to fill bladder so can scan(gawshh)(man..i feel like im gonna barf)..took blood test,proved to have infection.Then went to see surgeon,examine, found that need to cut off my appendix(GASPS). Shucks..! So admitted lor...etc...fasted and watch tv(nth else to do weih..[disney channel..lolz..no other channel] until 3.00 p.m)then changed into suregery gown(uggh) and just when i stepped out of the toilet...BOOM! the moving bed(:P) is in front of me..Man,I was like,"WHAATT?" and"I have to go already?(Dammit!)" And my heart was like boom boom boomm...The agony! The pain! The FEAR!!!
They pushed me down to the level-dunno-what cos I wasn't wearing specs..though this part was kinda cool..I mean,how many people are able to lie down on a bed and get on a lift and pushed around-no need to walk? :) I was shifted again.. ++" unto ANOTHER bed and went in ALONE( sob sob).It's kinda heartbreaking for a dad to see his daughter pushed in by nurses into surgery holding area ALONE...and you're not allowed to go beyond the doors and can't accompany her and tell her "It's okay.Everything's gonna be alright.The operation's only going to take awhile,after 10-15 minutes,it'll be alright." Goshh...so I went in there alone..All ALONE..staring at the other patient and trying to figure out whter he just came out of surgery or waiting to go under the knife.I mean,seriously,I must be real bored when I negoitiate with myself.In the end,I took my first answer,he was out of surgery cos he wasn't moving.xD The nurses put me into a real bad position.Look to my left,one whole shelf of NEEDLES!!! and to my right,people lying down and one heck of a blasting heart pulse rate machine thingy which was rather disturbing and not something one would like to hear when waiting to go for surgery.It gives one a feeling which makes you get up and run away despite the pain.. And so,I was feeling whoozy.Without my glasses,I couldn't tell who was who..I thought a male nurse was my doctor,but the only person I could recognise was my anesthetist cos he was chewing gum.AGAIN..(ewww) Then,the nurse put me on drip(water pipes bursting!! PAIN WEIH!!!!) AND INJECTED THE ANESTHETICS(EVEN MOOOOOREEEEEE PAINNN!!!! T.T).To my horror,I was pushed into the surgery room..GAWD!!! ACK!! And I looked up...something I had not planned to see,and something I didn't even want to see in the first place...and something I would NEVER want to see EVER!..I saw. Sigh.Why do I see things I DO NOT WANT TO SEE???????????????????????????????
DISCLAIMER:I HAD FELT WHOOZY RIGHT FROM THE START DUE TO LACK OF WATER,FOOD,AND REST..MY EYES COULD NOT OPEN..ADD SOME MORE ANESTHETICS..I COULD NOT OPEN MY EYES..DO THE MATH...
And so,to prevent my eyes from having more damaged..I went to sleep lor...Duh.Isn't that the whole point of anesthetics?? Then I woke up and it all seemed like not a single minute or a second has passed.Negotiated with myself again,trying to think of where I am,which part of the operating area I was now in,trying to navigate where my position was before I went for the operation and where my position is now..(forgive me if my tense isn't right..my brain's still a little kelam-kabut) Could not come up with a satisfacting answer..went back to sleep.Open eyes again..woke up.did the same thing AGAIN =="...this time,I settled with my answer. :) I was in the same position as the guy I was examining before,btw.So I take it he was after surgery.Then,they pushed me out..after waiting for a few minutes..Showed me my spleen(lol) nah..appendix..GROSS.. It's like one small heck of a thang, like, around 2 inches long?..not sure..disgusting and about the colour of umm...your tongue only it isn't so like,pink or red..add a litle brown mix a little on the palette.then voila! you get the colour.
Fast forward to the next day,DISCHARGE.
I GOT T-E-N WHOLE DAYS MC!! MUAHAHHAAH!!! SO LONG GYMRAMA!! SO LONG SPORTS DAY!!! I AIN'T JOINING YA! MUAHAHAHHAHA!!
Fast forward to the day after that...I'm at home,on the computer now,posting this..(what elsee??) and downloading YouTube videos ontu mah iPod..
SIDE EFFECTS OF A SURGERY
- THESE ARE THE AREAS WHICH I AM FACING A MAJOR PROBLEM WITH..:a)my neck b) my head c)my back d)my shoulders(BOTH) e)my arms.. etc...
- Literally,my whole body is pain..FRIGGIN PAINN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE AGONY!!!!!!!!!!!!
- The only part which isn't pain is my finger which are like madly flying over the keyboard.I cant even get up from my bed! I can lie down...(SLOWLY) i can't even come UP! can come down but can't go up..wth...
Signing off,
~AGONY~
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